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Adevarul adevarat, fara minciuna – Aritmetica vietii
Trimite articolul unui prieten prin Y!M
23
Feb
2009
Adevarul adevarat, fara minciuna – Aritmetica vietii
♦ vanzator inteligent + client inteligent = dialog
♦ vanzator inteligent + client idiot = tzeapa
♦ vanzator idiot + client inteligent = discount
♦ vanzator idiot + client idiot = produse Microsoft
♦ stapan inteligent + pisica inteligenta = afectiune
♦ stapan inteligent + pisica idioata = smotoceala
♦ stapan idiot + pisica intelligenta = zgarieturi
♦ stapan idiot + pisica idioata = imparteala a patului
♦ patron inteligent + salariat inteligent = profit
♦ patron inteligent + salariat idiot = productie
♦ patron idiot + salariat inteligent = avansare
♦ patron idiot + salariat idiot = ore suplimentare
♦ job pasionant + viata de familie pasionanta = dificultati de planning + mare oboseala
♦ job pasionant + viata de familie idioata = ore suplimentare
♦ job cretin + viata de familie pasionanta = concedii medicale si fara plata
♦ job cretin + viata de familie idioata = adultere si/sau Internet
♦ femeie inteligenta + amanta inteligenta = viitor celibatar
♦ femeie inteligenta + amanta idioata = amanta bomba!
♦ femeie idioata + amanta inteligenta = divort la orizont
♦ femeie idioata + amanta idioata = visul oricarui barbat
♦ elev inteligent + profesor inteligent = pura teorie!
♦ elev inteligent + profesor idiot = curs de paranormal
♦ elev idiot + profesor inteligent = curs de matematici
♦ elev idiot + profesor idiot = crudul adevar
♦ barbat urat + femeie nasoala = disperare
♦ barbat urat + femeie frumoasa = bani
♦ barbat tanar + femeie tanara = dragoste
♦ barbat tanar + femeie in varsta = mama!
♦ barbat obosit + femeie obosita = sforait + insomnie
♦ barbat obosit + femeie motivata = frustrare
♦ barbat motivat + femeie obosita = viol
♦ barbat motivat + femeie motivata = insomnie a vecinilor
♦ barbat inteligent + femeie inteligenta = poveste de dragoste
♦ barbat inteligent + femeie idioata = sarcina nedorita
♦ barbat in varsta + femeie tanara = bani
♦ barbat in varsta + femeie in varsta = amicitie
♦ barbat idiot + femeie inteligenta = aventura fara viitor
♦ barbat idiot + femeie idioata = casatorie
♦ barbat frumos + femeie nasoala = idiotule!
♦ barbat frumos + femeie frumoasa = sex
